omfg

1. (omfg) (1769↑, 446↓)

Melodramatic Chatspeak, often used by hormonally-deprived girls on AOL Instant Messenger. Means "Oh my Fucking God."

"OMFG\! WTF?\! I thohught u wur kidding\!\!1\!11\!eleventyone\!1\!"

Author: Oddz http://omfg.urbanup.com/1015812

2. (omfg) (1101↑, 256↓)

Oh my fucking God, more dramatic version of [omg]

OMFG, this is some good shit hombre

Author: Crackity Jones http://omfg.urbanup.com/2416

3. (OMFG) (1340↑, 557↓)

a handy mnemonic for remembering the ingredients of a greek salad

OMFG: Olives, Mayo, Feta, Garlic.

Author: Lt. Handjob http://omfg.urbanup.com/1439140

4. (omfg) (572↑, 175↓)

Acronym for 'oh my fucking god'. Usually used as a more extreme version of [omg].

Chatperson1: I lost my virginity last night. Chatperson2: OMFG\! That's awesome\! Chatperson1: I just beat the shit out of that ugly whore Nancy Hill Chatperson2: OMFG XD your my idol\! Chatperson1: I FUCKING HATE YOU. Chatperson2: OMFG, where is this coming from?

Author: Epic Tragedy http://omfg.urbanup.com/1028856

5. (omfg) (315↑, 193↓)

abbreviation for 'oh my fucking god'

Amber: omfg you are LyKe suCh an asshole\!11\!\!\!oneoneone\!\!11\!1\!\!\!eleven\!\!1 Bob: Kill yourself\!

Author: Herbert http://omfg.urbanup.com/1198598

6. (omfg) (167↑, 69↓)

Acronym for 'oh my fucking goldfish' (instead of 'oh my fucking god') used by more religious people.

omfg\!\!\! Matt\! Jenny\! You have to see this\!

Author: tik_oukla http://omfg.urbanup.com/3077095

7. (omfg) (197↑, 124↓)

Oh my fucking god. Stronger version of [omg] Also [XD] is commonly used after it in laughing situations.

OMFG\! THAT SUCKS\! or OMFG\! XD I cant believe you did that\!

Author: Shadowyoshi13 http://omfg.urbanup.com/789215

8. (OMFG) (161↑, 104↓)

Acronym for "Oh my fucking God."

OMFG DAT hax0rz STole my Awmpz\!\!\!\!11

Author: Phoojoeniam http://omfg.urbanup.com/267094

9. (OMFG) (69↑, 46↓)

A slightly more advanced and profane version of its predecessor, [omg]. Translates to "Oh My Fucking God" and is more often used in response to something lame, vulgar, and downright obscene.

Johnny: Oh man, I think I'm gonna be sick Nancy: You'll be okay, just relax Johnny: No, really I think I'm gonna vomit Nancy: Just calm- ::Johnny vomits:: Nancy: OMFG\!\!\!\!\! I just bought these stilettoes yesterday, johnny\!\!\!

Author: herowneulogy http://omfg.urbanup.com/1434094

10. (OMFG) (73↑, 54↓)

Acronym for 'Oh My Fucking God'

OMFG - The gamers prayer

Author: Jarrod http://omfg.urbanup.com/1244347

11. (OMFG) (15↑, 6↓)

It means "Oh My Fuckin' God\!" It's a cybernetic and instant messaging word, it's a modification of [OMG] (Oh My God).

Justin: Man, my grandma died\! Alex: Really\!? OMFG\!

Author: D£V\!L http://omfg.urbanup.com/3436767

12. (OMFG) (19↑, 14↓)

"Oh my fucking God" for short. Ususally used in AIM conversations and other chat-room things. A common expression of excitement, awe, surprise or anger

1.OMFG U R SUCH A n00B LOL\!\!\!\!\!\!111\!1eleventy\!\!1 2.STFU\!\!\!1 OMFG\!\!11 3.OMFG ur sO annoyAnG\!\!1111 4.did that guy just jump through a ring of fire?? OMFG\!\!

Author: stimlag http://omfg.urbanup.com/2089987

13. (OMFG) (9↑, 6↓)

Something you say if you don't care about your soul forever being banished to the fires Hell\!

From the Bible: Thou shalt not take the Name of the Lord, your God, in Vain...NOT "your OMFG"

Author: Saving Souls http://omfg.urbanup.com/3964101

14. (omfg) (1↑, 0↓)

Oh my fucking gosh (dont use God\!Its Bad to use God's name in vain) used when ur REALLY suprised\!

Ppl txting: Chick: Watcha Doin? Dude: IDK Chick: Whats ur sis's name? Dude: IDK Chick: OMFG\! U DONT KNOW ANYTHING\!

Author: some efin biotch http://omfg.urbanup.com/5837615

15. (OMFG) (3↑, 3↓)

Oh My Fucking God Ontario Mega Finance Group

OMFG its OMFG\!

Author: Kukloprdos http://omfg.urbanup.com/4353560

16. (omfg) (3↑, 3↓)

oh my fuckin god

omfg your a big fat brat

Author: skater chick http://omfg.urbanup.com/4118814

17. (omfg) (35↑, 35↓)

oh my fucking god (computer slang)

omfg i hate it when you do that\!

Author: LILSAM http://omfg.urbanup.com/2002862

18. (OMFG) (0↑, 1↓)

The standard verbal reaction to looking out the door of an airplane at 13,000-ft just prior to jumping out said door. Most often exhibited in females and accompanied by short-term memory loss.

When Christina was lead to the jump door by her tandem instructor, she proceeded to scream "OMFG" and backpedal, as noted by her onlooking friends and the other tandem instructors when all had reached ground level.

Author: wolf16child http://omfg.urbanup.com/5965983

19. (OMFG) (0↑, 1↓)

a short way of saying oh my fucking god

omfg i just created a work

Author: the stuv http://omfg.urbanup.com/5640165

20. (OMFG) (8↑, 11↓)

( Oh My Fucking God) also includes OMG. A game term sometimes used to show fusturation.

OMFG u fucking noob OMFG U retard omfg he's dead

Author: J-virrey http://omfg.urbanup.com/2675535

21. (omfg) (10↑, 15↓)

the screwed up version of omg which invokes blasphemy.

"omfg i totally screwed this up" "cut the -fucking- next time jackass."

Author: Fearall http://omfg.urbanup.com/2675575

22. (omfg) (3↑, 9↓)

similar to omg, omfg is pronounced o-mm-ffeh-geh. to expres even more shock.

another history test omfg

Author: wheatley boy http://omfg.urbanup.com/3592994

23. (OMFG) (6↑, 12↓)

Original Mother Fucking Gangster.

Person A: "Yo dude, I am the OG." Person B: "Yeah, well I am the OMFG\!"

Author: Kaylinnnnn :] JB FAN http://omfg.urbanup.com/3326210

24. (OMFG) (29↑, 41↓)

Illiterate way of saying "Oh my f--king god" to express great distress, anger, or joy.

OMFG, i just liek, GOT HACKED, YO\! WTF?\!

Author: Blindside http://omfg.urbanup.com/376852

25. (OMFG) (105↑, 118↓)

OMFG; an acronym for "Oh my fruity grapes". Commonly mistaken to stand for Oh my fucking god.

OMFG 1 |2 |)4|-| 1337 |-|4'/,'/,0|2-/_\!\!\!oneoneone\!

Author: The KamikazeH2Omelon http://omfg.urbanup.com/1077324

26. (omfg) (36↑, 52↓)

Oh My Fuckin God

OMFG WTF ? also see wtf

Author: Pak\!TerrOr http://omfg.urbanup.com/90773

27. (omfg) (22↑, 42↓)

o=oh m=my f=fucking g=god

"omfg" Mikal got his ass handed to him"

Author: Bastard http://omfg.urbanup.com/80571

28. (omfg) (14↑, 35↓)

Short for Oh My F*****G God.A word that goes beyond using god's name in vain, and should be treated as the F word itself, only with an anti-religious incline, and should not be used in public.

Oh no,I can't believe George Bush has made a decent decision,OMFG\!

Author: dm,nerd http://omfg.urbanup.com/2208050

29. (omfg) (16↑, 44↓)

O=OH M=MY F=F*cking G=GOD used by 1337 speakers for a short.

liek omfg teh xnieper is elite\!111 omfg ur nub -_- omfg, u staele my piez0r\!1

Author: 1337z0r http://omfg.urbanup.com/1710965

30. (omfg) (28↑, 57↓)

Oh My Fruity Goodness

OMFG\!\!\!111eleventy thats a cow?\!?\!

Author: master of teh cheese http://omfg.urbanup.com/1005559

31. (omfg) (10↑, 41↓)

Phrase attributed to Monica Lewinsky. Common urban slang denoting surprise. Acronym for "On My Freaking Gown\!?\!?\!"

"So, he snuck up behind me, and I was like, "No\!," I mean, OMFG\!"

Author: Crammy McSlander http://omfg.urbanup.com/1813805

32. (omfg) (13↑, 65↓)

omfg an expression oh my freaking god

oh my freaking god i love this fragrance

Author: somany http://omfg.urbanup.com/1405143

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Last updated: 2012.03.01